Greetings from Xanadu
Well hello there! My name is Dan, I'm a sophomore Psychology and Music Composition major at Mizzou and I was BORN TO BE A STAR!! I like the arts, all things campy, crazy people, showin up foolz on the dance floor (HATERS BACK OFF!!), holiday crafting, and making my way to broadway.

So I guess this is a blog about all those things? I don't know. It's more or less just a self-indulgent effort to demand more atention (I'm cool too, you guys!!). Expect posts about whatever I want- I promise to entertain ;)
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I was blaring my Witchy Feelz playlist (which is only Stevie Nicks/Fleetwood Mac songs) when the apartment across from mine caught on fire and I didn’t know until the hallway was filled with smoke. I should have been paying attention to what Stevie was trying to tell me.

Found my halloween costume idea. Stevie Nicks Drag.

Found my halloween costume idea. Stevie Nicks Drag.


When the beat droppeth.


When the beat droppeth.


Adore Delano - DTF

Got that bomb dick,
Not a total waste

This is going to be in my head for days.



Photo Credit: Lauren Coker / lncokerThe Jackson Beanie

My bb cousin so cute


Photo Credit: Lauren Coker / lncoker

The Jackson Beanie

My bb cousin so cute


home grl just tryna get kissed

(Source: sadbangs)


This ad was the best thing that happened during the Golden Globes as far as I’m concerned 

(Source: kingmunsterxvii)

Porn Idea:

never-ending sausage egg and cheese breakfast scramble


had a bit of a panic earlier when i realized it’s almost 2014

you guys i didn’t plan for anything after 2012 like i thought 2012 was going to last forever or something

what year is it


I kept joking about the Mayan Apocalypse happening in 2012 and I think somewhere along the line I started to believe in it a little bit so I didn’t make any plans and now I’m just kinda winging it from here on out? Sounds like a good plan to me.


sometimes it feels like all i’ve done with my life is listened to fleetwood mac and let boys ruin my self esteem