January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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December 2011
3 posts
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Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
Dec 7th
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November 2011
3 posts
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Awkward catch-up conversations from break thus...
No one ever believes me when they ask what I’m doing after graduation and I tell them that I’m moving to colonial williamsburg to open up a colonial-themed pub called “Doodle’s” (short for Yankee Doodle’s). It’s a fucking great idea because: The bar staff is dressed in powdered wigs and colonial garb We only play hip-hop remixes of patriotic colonial...
Nov 24th
WatchWatch
unwittyremarks: onmw:ifall-alot:creamy-pop:princessnecrophilia: hands down one of the best videos ever omg lmao!! THERE ARE NO WORDS this literally is the best thing i’ve ever seen CHELSEY YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS!!!!
Nov 19th
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I should probably take the next couple of days and...
But, fuck it! (Or, butt fuck it) I just decided to record my own christmas album with my mediocre singing abilities to give to my friends. FUN TIMEZ!!! Possible album titles: “Making the Yuletide Gay: The Silky Bass Stylings of Dan Cox” “Christmas Eve Baby-Makin’ Music” “Homo for the Holidays” “Suck It, Mariah, I’ve Got My Own Goddamn...
Nov 17th
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Nov 1st
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October 2011
5 posts
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Oct 30th
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Oct 29th
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WatchWatch
Alison and I as Garth and Kat (late) getting ready for no halloween party in particular that we weren’t invited to.
Oct 29th
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Oct 26th
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September 2011
3 posts
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Sep 27th
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Hey kids, don't tell lies!
Because sometimes you forget about a lie and then it becomes too late later on when it’s relevant and then you have to keep on lying to cover your ass. Like maybe don’t tell your parents you’re going to be living with two girls and a guy because it’s a better selling point when you have to sign the lease than telling them you’re going to be living with three girls...
Sep 13th
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Sep 4th
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August 2011
11 posts
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Aug 31st
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Welp, just ripped yet another pair of shorts.
That makes 4 pairs now. This year’s been rough, you guys.
Aug 28th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 10th
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Aug 8th
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UMMMMM CAN WE TALK ABOUT JWOWW'S NEW FACE?!?!?!
Christ on crackers, skeletor!!! Also, bitch got a new wig.
Aug 5th
4 tags
Thursday Evening Plans:
Buying an alcoholic slushie (TROPS, HOLLA!!), rapidly switching back and forth between Project Runway and the Jersey Shore premiere while drinking said slushie, and then making my friend drive me to go see Cowboys vs. Aliens (because duuuhhhhh I’m seeing this). DREAM BIG!!
Aug 5th
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Today's adventures at work (Old Navy):
Some drunk bitch fell over and busted her head open on a display and I had to call an ambulance while she proceeded to bleed all over everything AND THEN a can of Mike’s Hard Lemonade rolled out of her purse. Keepin’ it classy at the Columbia, Mo Old Navy!!
Aug 4th
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Aug 2nd
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Aug 1st
July 2011
13 posts
UbuWeb Sound :: Avant Garde Project →
danthom: solarflares: gacougnol: THE AVANT GARDE PROJECT AT UBUWEB AGP 73 Richard Craig, Solo Flute AGP 97 Donald Erb I AGP 122 Donald Erb II AGP 123 US Electronic Music IV: Columbia-Princeton AGP 124 US Electronic Music V: Bulent Arel AGP 125 More Francois Bayle AGP 126 US Electronic Music VI: Charles Dodge AGP 127 Ramon Zupko [re-issued by New World Records] AGP 128 US...
Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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Jul 28th
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Jul 26th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 13th
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I am now 22 years old and bloated and sassy and...
Jul 13th
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Gillian Welch is absolute perfection.
Jul 11th
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Pants Ripping:
I’ve found out that I only ending up ripping pants when I’m drunk (which usually involves some jump-splits action and/or pussy popping) and also that it’s always the saddest thing in the world to me. Like, really? I just cut these shorts from my old skinny corduroys, thus becoming my favoritest thing in the world, and now they’re ripped?! RAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEE
Jul 9th
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Jul 5th
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My latest project:
Learning the mandolin for my newly formed bluegrass band that turns non-bluegrass songs into bluegrass songs.
Jul 4th
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Jul 1st
175 notes
June 2011
5 posts
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I'm organizing and performing all the music at my...
There will be 439 people attending. I’m going to have a nervous breakdown, shit my pants, and then die. SOMEONE GIVE ME BETA BLOCKERS. OR WEED. OR VICODIN…. I DON’T KNOW, SOMETHING TO STOP ME FROM FLIPPING A DICK.
Jun 24th
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Jun 23rd
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Jun 20th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 12th
May 2011
5 posts
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Confession #15:
Whenever I watch Dreamgirls, after everytime Jennifer Hudson sings “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” and when Beyonce sings “Listen”, I have to pause the movie to recover. It’s just too much to handle at that point in time.
May 23rd
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May 15th
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May 6th