Pants Ripping:

I’ve found out that I only ending up ripping pants when I’m drunk (which usually involves some jump-splits action and/or pussy popping) and also that it’s always the saddest thing in the world to me. Like, really? I just cut these shorts from my old skinny corduroys, thus becoming my favoritest thing in the world, and now they’re ripped?! RAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEE