No but seriously, I would give ANYTHING to be able to go live in the 70s for a couple of days (or weeks…. or forever) just so I could wear the fashiunz and snort some coke and drink at a kegger on a party-bus road-trip to a Rolling Stones concert in Colorado and have feathered hair and JUST NOT GIVE A FUCK, you know? Ugggghhh I envy my parents.

No but seriously, I would give ANYTHING to be able to go live in the 70s for a couple of days (or weeks…. or forever) just so I could wear the fashiunz and snort some coke and drink at a kegger on a party-bus road-trip to a Rolling Stones concert in Colorado and have feathered hair and JUST NOT GIVE A FUCK, you know? Ugggghhh I envy my parents.